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Richard: Long distance phone call.
Lorelai: God?
Richard: London
Lorelai: God lives in london?
Richard: No, my mother lives in london.
Lorelai: Your mother is God? So, God is a woman.
(Couple minutes later)
Lorelai: I still can't get over the fact that I'm related to God. This will make getting Madonna tickets so much easier.
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(After seeing Lorelai's date form the previous night)
Rory: "I've always wanted a little brother."
Lorelai: "He looked older the other night!"
Rory: "How much older could he possibly look?"
Lorelai: "A lot! He's usually a little scruffy, and then the baseball cap hides the funky hair thing."
Rory: "He should've been holding a yo-yo and a lollipop and wearing a beanie with a propeller on it."
Lorelai: "He's in his twenties."
Rory: "He must have been a very good boy to deserve such a happy day. I bet they let him ride a pony."
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LORELAI: Huh. You know what I just realized? "Oy" is the funniest word in the entire world.
RORY: Huh.
LORELAI: I mean, think about it. You never hear the word "oy" and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word.
EMILY: Oh, dear God.
LORELAI: "Poodle" is another funny word.
EMILY: Please drink your drink, Lorelai.
LORELAI: In fact, if you put "oy" and "poodle" together in the same sentence, you'd have a great new catch phrase, you know? Like, "oy with the poodles already". So from now on, when the perfect circumstances arise, we will use our favorite new catch phrase.
RORY: Oy with the poodles already.
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Kirk: I'm just so damn lonely. You know, not even Animal Planet does it for me anymore.
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Lorelai: “Wow these tools are heavy…don’t you have a smaller toolbox?”
Luke: “Why would I want a smaller toolbox?”
Lorelai: “’Cause then you’d have a small one and a big one”
Luke: “If you have a big one, then you don’t need a small one……*points at Lorelai* don’t say ‘dirty’…. It’s too easy….”
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Lorelai: So let’s get back to the party recap. Any little details you want to tell Mommy?
Rory: Jess and Dean got into a fight.
Lorelai: Over you?
Rory: I was a contributing factor.
Lorelai: Was anyone hurt?
Rory: No.
Lorelai: And that's why the cops came and broke up the party?
Rory: Yes.
Lorelai: Not only did you go to a cop rated party, but you started the raid?
Rory: Yes.
Lorelai: This fence is broken because of you and this crap is on the ground because of you.
Rory: What's your point?
Lorelai: (sings) Did you ever know that your my hero?
Rory: Oh my God.
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(Lorelai stops the car at the red light)
Rory: Oh, I can't believe you stopped.
Lorelai: I can't believe you wanted me to go.
Rory: There's no one around.
Lorelai: Now no one's around, but the second I run that light, a police car, four helicopters, the Canadian Mounties and the crew of Cops jump out of a dumpster and I'm toast.
Rory: Paranoid.
Lorelai: Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you, my friend.
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Emily: “Where’d your martini go?”
Lorelai: “To a happy place.”
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Rory: “I told you to call my home line. My phone bill is astronomical.”
Lorelai: “But a phone call with me...priceless.”
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(About her parents fighting)
Lorelai: I'm going to lock those two in a room, and they are either coming out reconciled or in a body bag, and believe you me, I'm fine either way.
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Lorelai: No hustle, no hora. It was a slow dance, a waltz. Luke can waltz.
Rory: Luke can waltz?!
Lorelai: Luke can waltz.
Rory: Look how you just said, "Luke can waltz."
Lorelai: What, I'm just saying, I'm surprised that Luke can waltz.
Rory: That sounded more like, "I'm surprised I still have my clothes on."

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